Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
I'm begging of you please don't take my pig
Jolene, Jolene, Jolene, Jolene
Please I need him oh c'mon oh frig

Come sail away with me

This is a really dumb joke, but it does set up the tone of the Pig Layer very well, so I’d say it’s a good page, even if there’s not a lot to say about it. The Pig Layer is the bottom of the tower, which is why it’s accessible by water, but a lot of the metaphysics of how you actually move around this tower are kind of shaky. The different layers are treated as universes, with their own sky, but also the tower is apparently a physical object you can interact with. Could you fly from layer to layer in a plane? I spent a lot of time trying to figure this out.

Anyway, this mysterious person sure is having a bit of a bad time due to a horny male. Hopefully that won’t be a recurring problem for her!


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