Corn on the cop

Posted on August 26, 2021 at 5:01 am by Daniel Kelly

Oopsie-doodle, Molly did a fucky-wucky 🙁

The lore post for this page was the Doink Burger employee manual re-written to be about working for Peggy, but the joke wasn’t as funny the second time, though I liked the line “Appearance is to be maintained in accordance with the Tome of Fashion you were also given. If you see someone not adhering to appearance guidelines, please report them to the fashion secret police.” 

A reference to the “Fashion secret police” who’d disappear you for fashion crimes is a funny concept that I didn’t get a good joke out of but could in the future, like a Zoolander version of 1984. Wait that kind of sounds amazing and a great short story prompt. We have always worn pink on Wednesdays.